As the saying goes...by Krystal Linn

I thought I killed you off?
Jesus Christ in a women's body.
Killing people off and then reserecting them from their shallow graves.
But it all goes back to screwing myself.

How did all these people get into my relationship?
It's ok, as long as it is all in good fun, the way a group of friends should act.
Sex happens but would you open a window and spread the love.
The apartment sex vibes are being felt by geniuses in California.

Fucking Meg Ryan and Captian Spunky
It's not the same unless you put it on the side.

So is Pretty Girl your real name?
And what is that you are reading?
That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you...

You called me a Christian on a street corner
How dare you call me materialistic!
I am just a sweet born again hippy witch.
Your shoes made a nice Yule gift.

I though of helping you ground your elements
But Brian is the keeper of my soul, I have to ask him first.
He is also my betrothed, so he will be joining us to make a threesome.
Marriage is based on purple M&M's and the Princess Bride.

It all started when I grabbed your ass.
You really have a nice set.
When it ended I cut my hair.
Had to get rid of all that negitive energy.

Grew up BWT.
That 12 step program is a killa
My last parting words, I am not a policeman.. I am a princess.

Famous Quotes, from not so famous people

Erica
I can only play it as hard as you like it...
Adieu, adieu, parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say goodbye until the break of morrow

Arlene
I'm a good little witch, and if I'm bad, I'll never admit it, because I'm Cleopatra, queen of De-nial.
Blond hair, blue eyes, and a wetsuit....oooohhhhhhhhh
Am I a good witch, or a bad witch? Well, striped socks and ruby slippers are definatly not my thing, and that pink dress, um...no, give me my good old fashioned jeans and a t-shirt any day of the week.
Becareful, or I might tie a pair of cement shoes on you and drop you into Salem Harbor, and let Laurie find your butt..*just kidding folks, that's my harmless threat of the week*

The Princess Bride

Have fun storming the castle...
Do you think it'll work?
It'll take a miracle...g'bye..
Now, get out of here before I call the Brute Squad
I'm on the Brute Squad
You ARE the Brute Squad

There's nothing as wonderful as true love, except a good MLT, where the Mutton is nice and lean, and the tomatoes are ripe and perky.

As you wish.

May I live to be a hundred and never hunt again

Since the beginning of time, there have been 5 kisses that have rated the most passionate, the most pure, this one left them all behind.

Ever After

Nothing is final until you're dead, and even then, I'm sure God negotiates.

How should I know Mother? I'm only here for the food...

Yes, I shall go down in history, as the man who opened a door.

Labyrinth

'ello?
Did you say 'ello?
No, I said 'ello, but that's close enough
You're a werm...
Yeah, s'right
Do you know the way out of this labyrinth
No, I'm only a werm.

Mel Brooks Movies

It's good to be da king

Monty Python

We are the Knights who say..."NI"

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries...

She turned me into a newt
A newt?
I got better...